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Albert Einstein Funny Quotes on Love and Life

Written By Jhoni Saprol on Thursday, June 2, 2011 | 5:24 AM




People has known Albert Einstein as a physicist, but they often wonder why there are so many funny Einstein quotes, or Einstein quotes on love, life, or even religion. Well, if we check sample from the past, many great scientists are actually a great philosopher too, namely Plato, Hippocrates, or Archimedes. Great thinker probably see the world different than us "common people", that's why they have a lot of saying in the form of quotes.

So, check out these best Einstein funny quotes, on love, on life, on God, and on religion.


Albert Einstein Funny Quotes

"Intellectuals solve problem, geniuses prevent them."

"An empty stomach is not a good political adviser."

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."




Albert Einstein Quotes on Life

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"There are two ways to live your life - one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle."



Albert Einstein Quotes on Religion and God

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree."

"God is subtle but he is not malicious."

"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."



Albert Einstein Quotes on Love

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"


Apart form those funny Einstein quotes above, the German physicist still has many more best quotes. You can find on the internet about the other Einstein quotes on life or on love. Meanwhile, don't forget to read the article on the reason behind Albert Einstein's tongue picture.